Yearbook Sayings & Quotes

“Tell me when you make it out of Oz.”

written upside-down–”I’m the clown that came to town to sign your yearbook upside down.”

“God made the rivers, God made the lakes, God made (insert name), but hey! We all make mistakes!”

“Call 1-800-Collect, save up to 44%.”

signed on the crease of the page–”Cows moo! Ducks quack! I’m the first one to sign your crack!”

“Jessie, I got jealous when you got A’s on your tests, but then I saw how stupid you are.”

Someone spelled their name wrong. Not saying who, cuz I might embarrass them.

Now this one’s really lame. (everytime this says auto, there’s a picture of a car–”I auto cry, I auto laugh, to think you want my autograph.”

“Invite me over sometime” (*lol* Chrissy).

“Feel free to call everytime, anytime” submitted by some ugly freak with no name.

“Stay away from ferris wheels.”

MORE…

1.) “Listen to the fortune cookie.”
2.) “I’ll miss ‘ya in 25 million years (just kidding)!”
3.) “Stay cool when you’re eating pizza!”
4.) “According to Mr. Spock of the original ‘Star Trek’ series, live long and prosper. Have a nice [write down name of season] and may the force be with you (oh wait, that’s ‘Star Wars’).”
5.) “I give you 4 words: peace, love, and chicken.”
6.) “I otter frolic. I otter laugh. I otter sign my otter graph.”

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Friendship Quotes:

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
– Doug LarsonIf you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
– Harry S. TrumanThere are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
– Benjamin Franklin

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
– Anonymous

Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend.
– Albert Camus

Every murderer is probably somebody’s old friend.
– Agatha Christie

Win hearts, and you have hands and purses.
– Lord Burleigh

Friendship is Love without his wings.
– Lord Byron

It’s much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
– Proverb