If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?

What’s the speed of dark?

If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?

Can a blind person feel blue?

How can a house burn up when it burns
down?

Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?

How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?

 I’m A Very Handson Man!

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?

In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same?

Why does X stand for a kiss?

Why does O stand for a hug?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water?

Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?

When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?

 Time For The Rubber Glove!

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?

If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?

Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires?

Is it possible to have a civil-war?

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why do they announce power shortages
on TV?

 Is It Real? Or Is It Memorex?

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime?

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?

How can batteries die?

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn’t they be called
builts?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

 I’ve Got A Riddle For You!

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there’s wet paint he has
to touch it?

Who’s cruel idea was it to put a ‘S’ in ‘lisp’?

Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called ‘practice’?

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell is it
homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

 Who Is This Wacko?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?

 1. What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
2. A word I know, six letters it contains. Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains.
3. Tom’s mom had four kids: Nickel, Dime, Quarter and what is the fourth?
4. What is a five letter word which becomes shorter with two letters added onto it?
5. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
6. What English word starting with ‘B’ has three consecutive double letters?
7. What is the next letter: W I T N .. ?
8. What is the only common four letter word in the English language which ends in -eny?
9. What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
10. What is 1 + 1?

AND…. here are the answer:

1. Teapot
2. Dozen
3. Tom
4. Short
5. Foot Steps
6. Bookkeeping
7. L (letter)
8. Deny
9. Keyboard
10. 2